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quotes[0]='"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated."<br><i>Gandhi</i>'

quotes[1]='"The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too."<br><i>Samuel Butler</i>'

quotes[2]='"One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him."<br><i>Chinese Proverb</i>'

quotes[3]='"They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation."<br><i>Jerome K. Jerome</i>'

quotes[4]='"I used to look at [my dog] Smokey and think, - If you were a little smarter you could tell me what you were thinking, - and he\'d look at me like he was saying, - If you were a little smarter, I wouldn\'t have to."<br><i>Fred Jungclaus</i>'

quotes[5]='"No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich."<br><i> Louis Sabin</i>'

quotes[6]='"Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative."<br><i>Mordecai Siegal</i>'

quotes[7]='"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."<br><i>Unknown</i>'

quotes[8]='"One reason a dog is such a lovable creature is his tail wags instead of his tongue."<br><i>Unknown</i>'

quotes[9]='"The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog. He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer; he will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounter with the roughness of the world. When all other friends desert, he remains."<br><i>George G. Vest</i>'

quotes[10]='"Money will buy a pretty good dog but it won\'t buy the wag of his tail."<br><i>Josh Billings</i>'

quotes[11]='"A dog is the only thing on earth that will love you more than you love yourself."<br><i>Josh Billings</i>'

quotes[12]='"Animals are such agreeable friends--they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms."<br><i>George Eliot</i>'

quotes[13]='"If dogs could talk, perhaps we\'d find it just as hard to get along with them as we do people."<br><i>Karel Caprek</i>'

quotes[14]='"Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually  unnoticed by a Great Dane."<br><i>Smiley Blanton</i>'

quotes[15]='"Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain\'t the  lead dog, the scenery never changes."<br><i>Lewis  Grizzard</i>'

quotes[16]='"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you  more than he loves himself."<br><i>Josh Billings</i>'

quotes[17]='"If your dog is fat, you aren\'t getting enough  exercise"<br><i>Unknown</i>'

quotes[18]='"Ever consider what they must think of us? I  mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most  amazing haul -- chicken, half a cow, lamb. They must think  we\'re the greatest hunters on earth!"<br><i>Anne Tyler</i> '

quotes[19]='"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members  of a weird religious cult."<br><i>Rita Rudner</i>'

quotes[20]='"You enter into a certain amount of madness when  you marry a person with pets."<br><i>Nora Ephron</i>'

quotes[21]='"Don\'t accept your dog\'s admiration as  conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."<br><i>Ann  Landers</i>'

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